The Original Dick Lotion

Want to smell like your favorite fandom? Now you can with this Helluverse themed Lotion!

A blend of air, ozone, dusky breezes, salty air, bonfires, wind-blown leaves, charred woods of pine, cedar, amber, smoky sandalwood, grey smoke, red cedar, musk, citrus, fiery cinnamon, molten clove, crimson poppy, roasted marshmallows, brown sugar, coconut, and soft vanilla.

Each is packaged in a plastic bottle with a pop top, and weigh in at 2oz. It even comes shrink wrapped!

Ingredients: Water, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Stearate, Polysorbate-60, Stearyl Alcohol, Sunflower Oil, Allantoin, Propylene Glycol, Isopropyl Palmitate, Petrolatum, Diazolidinyl Urea, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, BHT, Carbomer, Benzophenone-4, Stearic Acid.l, Fragrance.